That Mind-Blowing First Blog Post That Grabs Readers

So my buddy made me this blog several days ago and I've been waiting for inspiration to strike, trying to not push it so to speak but to wait until I have that one topic that's gonna blow people's minds and make them read my shit. Well, I decided that isn't gonna happen or rather I don't care if it happens. I'm instead just gonna ramble off a bunch of useless crap in a form that gives me some sort of self satisfaction and fuck what everyone else thinks.

So I suppose I should start off by sorta introducing myself and what I'm about. My name's Ryan and I'm pro-life. By pro-life I don't mean I'm anti-abortion because I'm all for being able to fix your fuck ups before they ruin the rest of your life. But I'm still pro-life meaning if you did happen to pop out of some bitch and make it to a point where you can comprehend what's going on around you and can consciously make decisions you should live life to the fullest. Experience all that you can in it without negatively effecting another's life because believe it or not they have just as much of a right to live life the way they see fit as you do.

I'm also pro-drug. This one is sorta obvious, no backwards meaning behind this. I like drugs and their many uses. Now before you look at me like I'm some evil drug advocate think of how much you've used drugs to your advantage; caffeine to get your morning going, maybe some nicotine to go with it, got a headache at lunch...better take some acetaminophen(or any of the other OTC pain meds), come home to the kids coughing up a storm...some Robitussin should help, go grab a beer after a long day, etc. Now obviously I could keep going with that for awhile. Now we know the drugs I'm talking about aren't just those you can run up to the store to get but that doesn't mean we shouldn't be able to....that's another topic for a different day though. Anyways, to get to the point, I like drugs for their ultimate potential of being able to take you somewhere you could not normally imagine. It goes back to experiencing life....some of us just go through it and never even think about being clued into any greater reality.

I'm gonna end up wrapping this up because I'm getting tired and honestly I don't feel I'm getting anywhere with this. It's just a bunch of senseless ramblings of a government-medicated madman with a heart of compassion and a mind of enlightenment. Setting the path for the future. To resist life is to restrain yourself, break free and live.